I'm a big fan of comedy music.

Bill Justis was a saxophone player, good musician, arranger, and friend of mine who had a big hit called 'Raunchy.'

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He’s always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody’s polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

The human brain is a funny thing: it’s very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Osama, yo Mama didn’t raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Take your love and put it where the sun don’t shine.

I’m a terrible trumpet player.

Whatever you think, don’t never, unless you will.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it’s time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.